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Chaplain Charlie and the Lorica

My brother is flying out to Kuwait for a 2 year stint as head chaplain for the Middle East.  He'll get to come back stateside twice.  He just called me and asked me to please pray St. Patrick's Lorica for him while he is flying.  I told him I would do so every day while he is gone.  I'd like for others to joine me.  If you skip to the bottom, you'll find several versions you can easily sing.  But first ....  First, St. Patrick is, indeed, a real person.  If you'd like a short, surprisingly accurate and highly entertaining telling of his life, Veggie Tales has you covered .  In short, and with the understanding that parts of this can be contested, he was born in the late 4th century in Wales, was stolen by the Irish and was a slave/pig shepherd for most of his young life, escaped and went to France where he became a Bishop, received a dream of the Irish calling him back to preach to them, came back and was largely responsible for Christianity ...
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The Ballad of Murdoch

I had to euthanize my cat, Murdoch, on January 9th.  There's really only one other person (my wife) who gets how amazing he was.  But trying to explain it would be frustrating to me (because I would fail) and oppressive to others (because it would be the equivalent of subjecting them to a slideshow of a vacation with the added bonus of feeling compelled to listen because it's about a dead cat).  So, imma write about it here and then if you want to read it ... well ... that's on you.  I won't know either way.   Context first.  I moved to NY in 2021 to help my sister open a vet clinic.  I cashed out my entire life in NC and came up alone, the first time I'd been truly alone in probably three decades.  My sister lived down the road, but ... still.  It's hard to convey exactly how much of an uprooting it was for me at almost 50 years old.  We opened the clinic in early 2022.  Up until this point, while I'd always liked cats, I defi...

New Narration for a Christmas Cantata

About 14 years ago, my dad asked me for help with a Christmas Cantata.  It was called "I'll Be Home for Christmas" and was based around that song.  As you might expect for a religious musical based around a secular song, the writing was ... well ... bad.  Bad and meaningless.  And trite.  It was feel-good with absolutely no substance whatsoever.  So, I decided to give it a whirl.  I imagine that no one will be interested in this, but I had been thinking about it and discovered a bunch of old files that had this in it.  Many of the songs won't be recognizable by title and I'm only posting the title of the song and the narration that went with it.  I'll put any thoughts about what I was writing in parentheses.  Also, you'll note that I began each section with a portion of the first chapter of the Gospel According to St. John.   First song: "I'll Be Home for Christmas" In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and ...

Yule vs. Giftmas vs. Christmas

I used to be annoyed by how early "Christmas" starts.  This year, the "Christmas" decorations were in stores before the Halloween decorations.  Turkeymas was all but forgotten in the rush to Christmas.   If I had my druthers, I'd mandate the following: 1. You can only say "Happy Holidays" or "Blessed Advent" until December 24th. 2. Only Advent hymns until December 24th. 3. No Christmas lights until December 24th.  Then they stay up for 12 days.  4. Nativity scenes can't display Jesus until the 24th or the Magi until January 6th.   5. Gift-giving occurs on January 6th (Epiphany or Tres Reyes).   I came up with that list about 15 years ago and realized immediately that it would never happen.  But, as I looked at the list, I realized that it also bore the solution for me to not go full humbug every year.  The realization is this: There are three festivals that happen in December: the human (Yule), the secular (Giftmas) and the Chr...